Sarah Hennessy boarded JQ501 at Gate 47 last Friday, and she got off twenty-four minutes before her friend Kate did. Same flight. Same arrival time. Sarah walked straight through the sliding doors and into her waiting Uber. Kate stood at Carousel 4 watching other people's bags go round.
"I used to think people who didn't check a bag were just bad packers," Sarah told me at a café in Brunswick two weeks ago. "Turns out they were just better at maths than me."
The maths, when you do it, is brutal. A Jetstar Starter fare from Melbourne to the Gold Coast: $89. A checked bag, pre-paid: $35. At the gate when it doesn't fit your carry-on: $65. Multiply by two for the return. Multiply by however many flights you take in a year. Three trips a year and you've spent more on paying to bring your own clothes with you than most people spend on a decent suitcase.